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  <title>Danny Bilf</title>
  <subtitle>Danny Bilf</subtitle>
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    <name>Danny Bilf</name>
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  <updated>2005-03-15T20:22:33Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cradle_of_bilf:8953</id>
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    <title>the bitter end...</title>
    <published>2005-03-15T20:22:33Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-15T20:22:33Z</updated>
    <lj:music>eisley- lost at sea</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;as the dust settles, and the air gets cold, he lays alone...&lt;br /&gt;per mutating visions, clouded in green smoke, persist in his heavy head&lt;br /&gt;an empty bottle sits on the carpet by his bed..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;his fragility now mocking him in the blue hours of the night,&lt;br /&gt;he realizes that the one thing thats keeping him here, &lt;br /&gt;is the one thing he hates the most...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;he always knew this stale game of hearts would end in disaster,&lt;br /&gt;everyone knew.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;blinded to untruths wrapped in white sheets, &lt;br /&gt;reflecting on them now only reveals more cracks and anger.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He could've filled three oceans with hope, happiness and lust &lt;br /&gt;he had for her...but the plug was pulled early in favor&lt;br /&gt;of a manipulative old mud puddle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;life is despicable sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;fuck you.&lt;/center&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cradle_of_bilf:8663</id>
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    <title>cradle_of_bilf @ 2006-01-31T15:00:00</title>
    <published>2005-01-30T23:02:07Z</published>
    <updated>2005-01-30T23:02:07Z</updated>
    <content type="html">she asked me out :)</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cradle_of_bilf:8385</id>
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    <title>you suck</title>
    <published>2005-01-27T19:08:44Z</published>
    <updated>2005-01-27T19:08:44Z</updated>
    <lj:music>converge</lj:music>
    <content type="html">i havent updated since i dont know when, but i have some time and i'm at my parents'.&lt;br /&gt;things have been pretty stupid latley, just generally bored all the time because nothing new ever happens, which i guess is sort of my fault. i really need a change, it's so overdue i need to vomit...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i hate being tugged back and forth, i hate myself sometimes, and i hate you.&lt;br /&gt;i wish i could treat other people with the same disregard when its convienent, i lack the capacity. just drop the guilllotine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oh yeah, i keep having the same dream EVERY night. at first i was ok with it, because at least i was happy for a few minutes right after i woke up, but now it just makes me sad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the worst feeling is when you know if you wouldve changed one thing from before, you whole life would be so fucking different, better. aye...</content>
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    <title>cradle_of_bilf @ 2005-12-06T10:41:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-06T18:43:27Z</published>
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    <content type="html">&lt;center&gt;&lt;table width="50%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="16.67%" bgcolor="#545933"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="16.67%" bgcolor="#02441e"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="16.67%" bgcolor="#7d9145"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="16.67%" bgcolor="#4883c"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="16.67%" bgcolor="#054721"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="16.67%" bgcolor="#a79a61"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="6" align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=cradle_of_bilf"&gt;&lt;img src="http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" alt="[info]" width="17" height="17" style="vertical-align: bottom; border: 0;"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/cradle_of_bilf/"&gt;cradle_of_bilf&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; is love&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="6" align="center"&gt;&lt;small&gt;brought to you by the &lt;a href="http://www.dutchfurs.com/~haze/islove/"&gt;isLove Generator&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cradle_of_bilf:7790</id>
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    <title>enraged</title>
    <published>2004-11-07T19:17:54Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-07T19:17:54Z</updated>
    <content type="html">My temperments have been pushed to the max latley. I haven't felt so enraged in a long time. And my fuckin digital camera is either stolen or lost. Moving out soon into a house downtown, fuckin stoked. Got to go to work now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;suck my chode.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cradle_of_bilf:7460</id>
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    <title>cradle_of_bilf @ 2005-10-19T13:57:00</title>
    <published>2004-10-19T21:06:12Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-19T21:06:12Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/DSAdrummer23/bro_bro.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CHHEESE BITCH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/DSAdrummer23/ali_recording.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ali doing vocals for the cd&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/DSAdrummer23/ali_poop.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ali being SOBER...hahahaha</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cradle_of_bilf:7399</id>
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    <title>fuck all you hoes!</title>
    <published>2004-10-17T08:49:13Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-17T08:49:13Z</updated>
    <lj:music>the sound of steel weights clankning in my brain</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/DSAdrummer23/slambo_nation.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While all you trick ass hoes were at the river spot, the secret spot, a party, or drinking and smokin', I was at home with my thumb up my ass. So I just worked out so I could show you how we flex our pex in the SLAMBO NATION!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...Eelectric Sex coming soon to your local music store. Free with display of breasts.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cradle_of_bilf:7074</id>
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    <title>cradle_of_bilf @ 2005-10-14T13:02:00</title>
    <published>2004-10-14T20:05:07Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-14T20:05:07Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/DSAdrummer23/Dscn3858.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Im having a really good day, for lots of reasons. And staci called : )&lt;br /&gt;I wrote a longer entry, but the dates are all fucked up on my LJ, so it didnt work, and I killed a midget to display my anger. I'm sorry Mr. and Mrs. Littlefeet...</content>
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    <title>cradle_of_bilf @ 2005-10-11T11:06:00</title>
    <published>2004-10-11T18:07:08Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-11T18:07:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/DSAdrummer23/dsatag.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Got drunk and went tagging last night with the crew, good times...</content>
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    <title>cradle_of_bilf @ 2005-10-07T21:23:00</title>
    <published>2004-10-08T04:25:59Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-08T04:25:59Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/A/Aliteinthesky/1057728340_CMyDocumentspink.gif" border="0" alt="HASH(0x8ab0704)"&gt;&lt;br&gt;You are the color pink.  As a beautiful and sweet&lt;br&gt;human, you are everybody's favorite person.&lt;br&gt;Healthy and energetic, you're often seen&lt;br&gt;spreading the happines.  As an unusually&lt;br&gt;charming and sweet person, you're always ready&lt;br&gt;to comfort people who are down.  You sympathize&lt;br&gt;with everyone, but not always yourself.  Aside&lt;br&gt;from that, you are light-hearted and cheery.&lt;br&gt;And you make it your duty to make every cloud&lt;br&gt;have a silver lining.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/Aliteinthesky/quizzes/What%20color%20are%20you%3F%20(Amazingly%20detailed%20%26%20accurate--with%20pics!)/"&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;What color are you? (Amazingly detailed &amp; accurate--with pics!)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cradle_of_bilf:6367</id>
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    <title>cradle_of_bilf @ 2005-10-06T10:49:00</title>
    <published>2004-10-06T17:52:13Z</published>
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    <content type="html">&lt;table style="font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;form action="http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1074688600" method="POST"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;Love and Sex With Your Friends by dannygrl0129&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Username&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="armored_username" value="cradle_of_bilf" size="20"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Sex&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;select name="Sex"&gt;&lt;option&gt;Male&lt;option&gt;Female&lt;option&gt;Not Sure&lt;option selected="SELECTED"&gt;HELL, YEAH!&lt;/select&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Favorite Color&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="Favorite Color" value="blue" size="20"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Love of your life:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;partofthetrend&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Best sex of your life:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;jdub146&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Will make you come 1000 times:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;blueeyedsuicide&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Will break your heart:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;evadarlingxxx&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Best Kisser:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;defknifeprty&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Best cuddler:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;ladyxtacy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;You secretly dream of:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;meinthevnc13&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;But this person dreams of you:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;xtaintedlovex&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Will handcuff you and screw you silly:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;fiftycentsworth&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="un" value="dannygrl0129"&gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="meme" value="1074688600"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="submit" value="Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font size="-1" color="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;a href="http://memegen.net/"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;Quiz created with MemeGen&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oh man haha</content>
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    <title>cradle_of_bilf @ 2005-10-05T00:52:00</title>
    <published>2004-10-05T08:27:38Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-05T08:29:42Z</updated>
    <lj:music>As I Lay Dying</lj:music>
    <content type="html">There is no privacy in my life. It's amazing what you will beleive if you tell yourself to believe it enough times. Bad is good, dark is light, death is life. There are times when I'm holding back from telling poeople how easy they have it and how much of a hypocrite they are that the proverbial bottle of anger inside of me nearly explodes under the pressure. I wonder if some people knew how much physical and emotional pain they deserve, and that I would be delivering it, if they would continue to act with such disregard to the people around them. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                              Everything I want, someone else has.&lt;br /&gt;                              Everything I have, someone else wants.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Life is fucked up like that. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;talked to staci today. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's hard enough to love someone and not be with them, but it's even harder for that person to also love you, but be with someone else who can't treat them as well as you could because they are to thick headed and emotionaly ignorant to realize that that this girl they are with is the smartest and most beautiful girl that deserves to be with the boy she kissed in a tent so long ago...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...and for such a trvial reason...&lt;br /&gt;even worse? it was doomed from the beginning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;how could two people be so drawn to each other in every convievable way, yet in the end realize that it was all in vain...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you don't realize, until you've found what you were looking for, the mess you made while looking for it...               fuck thats true.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;marlene, anyone would be blessed to have a friend half as true as you. please believe nucka...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;maybe i'll go drink a few beers and look for a fight downtown, I feel like I could punch my way out of anything right now...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;s&gt;(place needlessly depressing outro here)&lt;/s&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i hate everyone, goodnight.</content>
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    <title>LUCKY!</title>
    <published>2004-09-29T18:51:02Z</published>
    <updated>2004-09-29T18:51:02Z</updated>
    <lj:music>ZAO</lj:music>
    <content type="html">"...It's a lion and a tiger mixed, bread for their skills in magic..." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;haha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;saw Napoleon Dynamite again with Alison last night, sweet time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hung out with marlene and sam and daniel and patrick and cory at the bleachers last night, some things never change...haha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;going to work.</content>
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    <title>OH JEETHUS!</title>
    <published>2004-09-21T18:15:37Z</published>
    <updated>2004-09-21T18:15:37Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Who wants me to photograph them nude? No guys, sorry patrick...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You'll get a copy of every picture and I get to see you naked.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;360.606.7951</content>
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    <title>give me a ring!</title>
    <published>2004-09-15T07:02:55Z</published>
    <updated>2004-09-15T07:02:55Z</updated>
    <lj:music>soon to be either the MUSE, Tori Amos, Mars Volta or coldpla</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;h2&gt;I got a cell phone bitches. Now you assholes can get ahold of me whenever you please....360.606.7951. If I dont answer, either I'm sleeping, having sex, in the shower, or I dont like your face.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Other than that, i love you guys&lt;/h2&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cradle_of_bilf:5089</id>
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    <title>BAAAHUURRR! (if you know what I mean)</title>
    <published>2004-09-01T20:12:31Z</published>
    <updated>2004-09-01T20:12:31Z</updated>
    <content type="html">This summer has been pure shit. HAHAHA, just kidding, it's been one helluva ride. I love you guys. Its been one green summer friends.&lt;br /&gt;Now it's time to think about haloween, yes. The haloween store is already open in the mall, SO FUCKIN GET ON IT BITCH ASSES!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cradle_of_bilf:4686</id>
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    <title>haha, one more passed down...</title>
    <published>2004-08-18T11:27:15Z</published>
    <updated>2004-08-18T11:27:15Z</updated>
    <lj:music>nope</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;form name="quizform" target="_new" action="http://www.kwiz.biz/showquiz.php?quizid=12404" method="post"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="1" bordercolor="#000000" bgcolor="#A090D5" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="2C0860"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kwiz.biz/showquiz.php?quizid=12404" target="_new" style="text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;font style="color : #ffffff; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" color="#ffffff"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Who will you fuck?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;LJ Username  &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#D8DAF3"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="in0" size="32" maxlength="64" value="cradle_of_bilf"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;random word &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#D8DAF3"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="in1" size="32" maxlength="64" value="poltergeist"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;favorite movie &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#D8DAF3"&gt;&lt;select name="in2" size="1"&gt;&lt;option value="Meet+Joe+Black"&gt;Meet Joe Black&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Finding+Nemo"&gt;Finding Nemo&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Donnie+Darko"&gt;Donnie Darko&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Pirates+of+the+Carribean" selected="selected"&gt;Pirates of the Carribean&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="The+Ring"&gt;The Ring&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Whinnie+the+Pooh"&gt;Whinnie the Pooh&lt;/option&gt;&lt;/select&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;You will have the greatest sex with&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#D8DAF3"&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;defknifeprty&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Is the worst sex ever&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#D8DAF3"&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;ladyxtacy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Made you fall asleep&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#D8DAF3"&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;ladyxtacy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;You'll go all night&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#D8DAF3"&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;evadarlingxxx&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Secretly wants to fuck you&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#D8DAF3"&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;ladyxtacy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;You secretly want to fuck&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#D8DAF3"&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;ladyxtacy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#2C0860"&gt;&lt;input type="submit" name="submit" value="Try Your Answers!"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;font size="-1" style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;This &lt;a href="http://www.kwiz.biz/" style="color : #000000;"&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000;" color="black"&gt;QuickKwiz&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a href="http://www.kwiz.biz/userprofile.php?userid=20419"&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000;" color="#000000"&gt;thenillbsmiling&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt; - Taken 36996 Times.&lt;img src="http://images.kwiz.biz/kwizcount.gif" width="1" height="1" border="0"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;font style="font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;"&gt;New - COOL &lt;a href="http://www.datingtips.ws/" style="text-decoration: none;"&gt;Dating Tips and Romance Advice&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I always knew one day I'd fuck Edgar&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cradle_of_bilf:4371</id>
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    <title>my sweatshirt says BONG.</title>
    <published>2004-08-02T18:39:12Z</published>
    <updated>2004-08-02T18:39:12Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hello my comrades, it's that time again,&lt;br /&gt;To start a fire, to make a friend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's been too long since we've exchanged words,&lt;br /&gt;wrote a song, or ate a dick. So shut the fuck up or I'll infect you with my aids...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;by: Chris&lt;/center&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cradle_of_bilf:4183</id>
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    <title>&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;</title>
    <published>2004-05-24T08:31:02Z</published>
    <updated>2004-05-24T08:31:02Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Eisley</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Well last night was cool. Minus the canceled show and the bovver dicks. Patrick turns into Babalu from jungle book whens he's mega drunk. I doubt he remembers me driving his gorilla ass home, dodging the fuzz.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, VNC Records is almost up and running. My room is now a recording studio for anyone who wants to lay some tracks down. The price: I own your soul. If you souless, then your first born will be accepted...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GOO GOO FACE ANAL FETUS.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"...they took me there again, but this time it was different. They left the bag on my head the whole time. It smelled like urine like always. They asked me the same questions that they've asked me every day for the past 2 weeks, but I didnt break.They took off the bag. They slapped me with a dead fish and shoved tin foil in my mouth and forced me to chew. I spit the blood in their face, though I could barley see what I was spitting at. My eyes couldn't focus. "Your lying will only get deeper. You'll never get out of here." "FUCK YOU!" I screamed..."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tune in next time when they shove glass in my eurethra!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shalom Lucas.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cradle_of_bilf:3998</id>
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    <title>Cursed are the wretched souls of HELL!</title>
    <published>2004-05-13T03:54:40Z</published>
    <updated>2004-05-13T03:54:40Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Children of Bodam-"Hate Crew Deathroll"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;center&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;h3&gt;Sitting here on my throne, &lt;br /&gt;I hear the distant screams of those whos souls &lt;br /&gt;I have tortured.&lt;br /&gt;You gave me the power and incentive to enslave your bleeding heart,&lt;br /&gt;on which now I feast.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...&lt;font color="red"&gt;hahaha&lt;/font&gt;, I love writing fake gothic poems.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cradle_of_bilf:3664</id>
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    <title>desperado</title>
    <published>2004-05-12T07:41:15Z</published>
    <updated>2004-05-12T07:41:15Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://www.arthroscopy.com/nucleus/Knee3c.jpg"&gt; &lt;br /&gt;This is a normal knee, my knee is missing the acl, part of the pcl, and both mesiscus'. HELL YES.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyone like my new LJ style? The baclground pic is the arts school. I took thatpicture so fucking long ago, and I found it online on a web site I made a shit long time ago, click &lt;a href="http://www.angelfire.com/wa3/cfreaky23"&gt;HeRe&lt;/a&gt; so see some really old pics, and a goofy ass one of me on the homepage. SCORE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, Bani and Marlene came over today. sweet. Had a good deli sandwich today. ALSO SWEET. Anyway, I am hungry. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Peace...Love...Anal</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cradle_of_bilf:3346</id>
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    <title>Who it gon be?</title>
    <published>2004-05-11T05:43:37Z</published>
    <updated>2004-05-12T07:16:43Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Ryan Adams-Afraid not Scared</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Well, after talking to my doctor, it turns out I do need to go under the knife. I guess my leg is more fucked up than I thought. Meh. You dont know what you have until its gone, see ya...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.sportsmed.buffalo.edu/info/acl.gif"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The darkened portion is what I did, plus some other things. Thats the main thing, that was the loud SNAP I heard, thats why I screamed my lungs out, haha.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think I'm going to go in next week sometime, if someone has time at the hospital to slice my ass open! well, not my ass, my leg. whatever..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In addition to look for pictures of my torn ligament, I typed in "chis" on the image search on Google, and here's what I found, laugh along with me wont you...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.garlic.net/images/staff/chris.gif"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;here me after shitting on your face&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.the-lyons-den.com/25years/media/chris.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.ee.umd.edu/~davis/chris.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.mecca.org/~tschieff/AVIATION/ACADEMY/chris.gif"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;heres my twin brother&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.uwrf.edu/campusfaces/faculty/chris-corrigan.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;heres me when Im a cop&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.owlnet.rice.edu/~calhoun/OWeek2003/images/frances.chris.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;heres when I got stapled&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/Landsea/chris.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's me before the plastic surgery&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.mines.edu/academic/lais/courses/music/band/trombone/photos/Spring2000Photos/Chris.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's me with my trombone&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AHHH, the many chris' of the internet, but who's the best? ME NIGGAH!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cradle_of_bilf:3146</id>
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    <title>One small step for man, one giant leap for CHRIS</title>
    <published>2004-05-10T17:54:31Z</published>
    <updated>2004-05-10T17:54:31Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Well, I started walking yesterday, not very good, but it was still uplifting. It's instinct, I think, to get the strngth back into my leg. Its so weak, its feels like its asleep when I put weight.&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, gotta go to work, thank Kelly and Karri and Sam for always coming to see me, it makes my day : )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Peace love and drugs.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cradle_of_bilf:2894</id>
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    <title>I wouldn't have forgot that..... ; )</title>
    <published>2004-05-08T04:51:09Z</published>
    <updated>2004-05-08T05:01:07Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.angelfire.com/wa3/brucevnc/images/Top.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last night was a friends/regular party at kelly and karri's house.&lt;br /&gt;I bought some Smirnoff and Skyy vodka and chased shots with shots.&lt;br /&gt;By the 12th shot, I couldnt remember if my leg was broken or not. I woke up in a compromising position, yes, but nothing was compromised, LACEY. cough...haha, anyway...it was killer, but dont take my word for it...CHECK THE PROOF BITCHES........&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.angelfire.com/wa3/brucevnc/images/party1.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.angelfire.com/wa3/brucevnc/images/party2.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.angelfire.com/wa3/brucevnc/images/party3.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.angelfire.com/wa3/brucevnc/images/party4.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.angelfire.com/wa3/brucevnc/images/party5.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.angelfire.com/wa3/brucevnc/images/party6.jpg"&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cradle_of_bilf:2643</id>
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    <title>cripples need love too...</title>
    <published>2004-05-06T18:00:56Z</published>
    <updated>2004-05-06T18:00:56Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Dimmu Borgir- Metal Heart</lj:music>
    <content type="html">The blood clots that formed under my knee are now treking downward towards my ankle....JOURNEY ON BLOOD CLOTS, may the wind be at your BACK and the heavens smile upon thee!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Peace...Love...Drugs</content>
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